January 2012
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Will you stay up 'till midnight tonight?
Not planning on going to bed at all, actually :3
Ask me anything
December 2011
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"Do not stand at my grave and weep" -Mary...
Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow, I am the sun on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning’s hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds in circling flight. I am the soft starlight at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there; I did not die.
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Two Little Boys
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually....
A real man won't care what the size of your bra...
… I…I want a real man. Please?
“l will not be impressed with technology until I can download food…”
– Ryan Abe (ForSkitsAndGiggles)
mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: what
prettygurlswaqqq asked: Hey :) I Love your blog and I think you're beautiful <3
Merry Christmas to all my followers!
If you celebrate it, of course. What’d you get?
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So I just feel like writing right now.
…Or typing. Whatever. I don’t quite have anything I specifically want to talk about. I just kind of want to talk to you. As if any of you are actually going to read this. So, I guess I’m really just talking to myself right now. Typing, not talking. Whatever.
I saw Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows with @mashameansmarie today. It was a bit confusing at times, but it was good. I...
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A super simple watermark tee. Definitely making... →
This is so cute, inexpensive, and simple! I’m going to make one for sure :)
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus...
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man...
